Ted Haggard Snark with the Greatest Punch Line Ever
In the hottest news story of the day, Pastor Ted Haggard of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, a man known for his vociferous attacks on homosexuality and gay marriage, was revealed to have been...
View ArticleKurt Vonnegut Quotes
Collecting Vonnegut quotes today. Read ‘em all. It’s worth it.First this exchange from "Sirens of Titan""I guess somebody up there likes me." "What makes you think anyone up there is remotely...
View ArticleOba Wan Kenoba
I've been asked, repeatedly these days, to join in the Obamania. I am to sense the Obamomentum. I'm asked to believe that this is his Obamoment. It's hard to argue: He's a political Obamachine!...
View ArticleThe Wall Street Journal...A Fresh Look
Okay, I admit it. I'm a New York Times reader. I got hooked on the paper after they offered me a free 8-week daily subscription in the weeks leading up to the 2000 election. Suddenly, the paper started...
View ArticleSelf-Contradictory Bullshit Brought to You By...The NY Times
In what can only be described as a contradictory, logic-impaired and stunningly dumb piece of horse-hockey, writers Stephen Biddle, Michael E. O’Hanlon and Kenneth M. Pollack penned an op-ed for the NY...
View ArticleHelp Sarah Cross the Bridge
At some point in the next few weeks, Governor Sarah Palin will sit down with ABC's Charlie Gibson and they'll have a little chat. Doubtless, Palin's claim of saying "Thanks, but no thanks" regarding...
View ArticleBackstage at the Palin Debate Prep
Everyone is abuzz about Sarah and Joe going head-to-head tonight. The TV ratings, after all this hype, should be through the roof. Shoot, I'm a huge fan of the Chicago Cubs and I'm foregoing watching...
View ArticleJohn McCain in "West Side Story"- One Night Only!
Now it's all down to one debate. Tonight, McCain and Obama will face off for the last time. And after his dismal performance in the last two debates, poor John McCain is getting advice from everyone,...
View ArticleObama and Bush: The Conversation
Barack Obama and George W. Bush will sit down in the Oval Office for a chat this afternoon. Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that conversation!Well, since we can't hear it for real, we'll just have to...
View ArticleI Still Believe
I have noticed, of late, a number of my fellow Kossacks are ready to throw in the towel on the Obama presidency. This is despite the fact that we have yet to pass the anniversary of his first year in...
View ArticleInternational Wipe Your Ass with "Going Rogue" Day
Pastor John Cleese or whatever the hell his name is down in Florida plans to either burn a Koran tomorrow or pull a Double Ginsberg or both. In any case, in response to Burn a Koran Day, I would like...
View ArticleStewart/Colbert Rally Signs...What Is Yours?
Last night, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert announced dueling rallies in Washington D.C. on October 30th. Stewart's will be the "Rally to Restore Sanity" and Colbert, for his part, will host the...
View ArticleTed Haggard Snark with the Greatest Punch Line Ever
In the hottest news story of the day, Pastor Ted Haggard of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, a man known for his vociferous attacks on homosexuality and gay marriage, was revealed to have been...
View ArticleKurt Vonnegut Quotes
Collecting Vonnegut quotes today. Read ‘em all. It’s worth it.First this exchange from "Sirens of Titan""I guess somebody up there likes me." "What makes you think anyone up there is remotely...
View ArticleOba Wan Kenoba
I've been asked, repeatedly these days, to join in the Obamania. I am to sense the Obamomentum. I'm asked to believe that this is his Obamoment. It's hard to argue: He's a political Obamachine!...
View ArticleThe Wall Street Journal...A Fresh Look
Okay, I admit it. I'm a New York Times reader. I got hooked on the paper after they offered me a free 8-week daily subscription in the weeks leading up to the 2000 election. Suddenly, the paper started...
View ArticleSelf-Contradictory Bullshit Brought to You By...The NY Times
In what can only be described as a contradictory, logic-impaired and stunningly dumb piece of horse-hockey, writers Stephen Biddle, Michael E. O’Hanlon and Kenneth M. Pollack penned an op-ed for the NY...
View ArticleHelp Sarah Cross the Bridge
At some point in the next few weeks, Governor Sarah Palin will sit down with ABC's Charlie Gibson and they'll have a little chat. Doubtless, Palin's claim of saying "Thanks, but no thanks" regarding...
View ArticleBackstage at the Palin Debate Prep
Everyone is abuzz about Sarah and Joe going head-to-head tonight. The TV ratings, after all this hype, should be through the roof. Shoot, I'm a huge fan of the Chicago Cubs and I'm foregoing watching...
View ArticleJohn McCain in "West Side Story"- One Night Only!
Now it's all down to one debate. Tonight, McCain and Obama will face off for the last time. And after his dismal performance in the last two debates, poor John McCain is getting advice from everyone,...
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